Ladybirds were invented by Mother Nature for people who enjoy dot-to-dots

When the Rolling Stones sang "Paint It Black", they didn't mean your mum

The song of a whale is comforting. Put a whale under your pillow before going to bed, and you will feel
suitably refreshed in the morning

Eggs are evil. Eggs are pods of chickens. Do not fall asleep in the proximity of an egg

Never trust a blind dentist, however sweet his voice

The dangly stuff that hangs from a goldfish is caviar. Posh people eat it. It goes well in sandwiches

If you have ever fallen asleep standing up, you could well be a cow