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Ladybirds were invented by Mother Nature for people who enjoy dot-to-dots
When the Rolling Stones sang "Paint It Black", they didn't mean your mum
The song of a whale is comforting. Put a whale under your pillow before going to bed, and you will feel suitably refreshed in the morning
Eggs are evil. Eggs are pods of chickens. Do not fall asleep in the proximity of an egg
Never trust a blind dentist, however sweet his voice
The dangly stuff that hangs from a goldfish is caviar. Posh people eat it. It goes well in sandwiches
If you have ever fallen asleep standing up, you could well be a cow
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